In the distant future, on a planet far from Earth, there lived two chubby gay men named Zax and Tarn. They had been in an intimate relationship for many years and had built a life together on the planet, which was covered in lush vegetation and had a purple sky.
One day, while exploring the planet, Zax and Tarn stumbled upon a strange object. It was a small, silver spaceship that had crash-landed in a clearing. The two men were amazed by the sight and decided to investigate.
As they approached the spaceship, they heard a faint beeping sound coming from inside. Zax and Tarn cautiously opened the hatch and were surprised to find a small, furry creature inside. It was unlike anything they had ever seen before, with big, round eyes and a long, slender tail.
Zax and Tarn took the creature back to their home and began studying it. They soon discovered that it was intelligent and had the ability to communicate telepathically. They named the creature Goober and quickly became attached to him.
As they spent more time with Goober, Zax and Tarn began to notice strange things happening on their planet. The vegetation began to wither and die, and the purple sky turned a sickly green color. They soon realized that the crash-landing of the spaceship was not an accident, but a deliberate act of sabotage.
Zax and Tarn knew they had to act fast to save their planet. They decided to use the spaceship to travel to the source of the sabotage and put an end to it. With Goober by their side, they set off on their mission.
Their journey took them to a distant planet, where they discovered a group of nefarious aliens who were intent on destroying all life in the universe. Zax and Tarn, with the help of Goober, were able to stop the aliens and save their planet.
As they returned home, Zax and Tarn realized that their love for each other had only grown stronger through their adventure. They were grateful for each other and for the chubby gay men they had become. They lived happily ever after, with the knowledge that they had saved not only their own planet, but the entire universe.
