In the distant future, on a small planet in a far-off galaxy, two chubby gay men sat in the cockpit of their spaceship. They had been together for years and had traveled across the universe, exploring new worlds and discovering new life forms.
Today, they had landed on this small planet to conduct some routine maintenance on their ship. As they worked, they couldn’t help but notice the strange energy emanating from the planet’s surface. It was unlike anything they had ever encountered before.
Curiosity got the better of them, and they decided to investigate. They donned their spacesuits and stepped out onto the planet’s surface, walking towards a strange object in the distance.
As they got closer, they realized that the object was a large crystal, pulsating with an otherworldly energy. They were entranced by its beauty and could feel its power coursing through their bodies.
Suddenly, they heard a voice in their heads. It was the voice of the crystal, and it spoke to them of its origins and its purpose. It had been sent to this planet by a race of beings long extinct, to act as a beacon for other intelligent life forms to find and study.
The chubby gay men were amazed by what they were hearing. They had never encountered anything like this before. They knew that they had to take the crystal back to their home planet and study it further.
As they prepared to leave, they realized that the crystal had given them a gift – the gift of eternal life. They would live forever, exploring the universe and discovering new wonders.
And so, the two chubby gay men set off into the stars, with their new crystal companion by their side. They knew that they had been changed forever by their encounter with the strange object, and that they would never be the same again.
