It was a random time in a random place, on a planet so far away from Earth that even the stars seemed unfamiliar. The planet was called Theta-9 and it was the home to an abandoned research facility, long forgotten by the rest of the galaxy.
Two chubby gay men, Jack and Tom, had made their way to Theta-9 in search of rare minerals that could only be found on this desolate planet. They had been in a relationship for over five years now and had faced many challenges together, but nothing could have prepared them for what they were about to encounter.
As they landed their spaceship on the barren planet, they noticed something strange. The research facility, which was supposed to be abandoned, showed signs of recent activity. The doors were open, lights were on, and there was a faint humming sound coming from inside.
Curiosity got the better of them, and they decided to investigate. They entered the facility cautiously, weapons drawn, and ready for anything. They made their way down the dimly lit corridors, and as they turned a corner, they were greeted by a sight that would change their lives forever.
There, in the middle of the room, stood an object so magnificent that words could not describe it. It was a crystal, the size of a small car and it radiated a soft, pulsating light that seemed to fill the room with warmth.
As they approached the crystal, they were suddenly surrounded by a group of strange beings. They were humanoid in shape, but their skin was a deep shade of blue, and their eyes glowed with an otherworldly light.
Without warning, the beings attacked, and Jack and Tom found themselves in the middle of a fierce battle. They fought with all their might, but they were outnumbered and outmatched.
Just as they thought all hope was lost, a strange energy began to emanate from the crystal. It enveloped the room, and the beings were thrown back with a force that left them stunned.
As the energy dissipated, Jack and Tom looked at each other in disbelief. They had survived the attack, and the crystal seemed to have saved them. They knew they had to take it with them, but they also knew that they could never let anyone else get their hands on it.
Together, they made their way back to their spaceship, crystal in tow. They knew that their lives would never be the same, but they also knew that they had each other, and that was all that mattered.
As they flew away from Theta-9, they looked back at the planet one last time, knowing that they had left their mark on the galaxy. They were two chubby gay men, but in that moment, they felt like they could conquer the universe.
