In the far reaches of the galaxy, on a lonely planet orbiting an unremarkable star, two chubby gay men sat gazing up at the night sky. They had been stranded here for months, their spaceship having crashed on the rocky surface of the planet.
As they sat there, watching the stars twinkle above them, one of the men suddenly sat up straight. “What’s that?” he asked, pointing to a strange object hurtling through the sky.
The other man squinted, trying to make out what it was. “I don’t know,” he said, “but it’s heading straight for us.”
They watched in horror as the object plummeted towards them, crashing into the ground just a few meters away. They scrambled to their feet, running towards the impact site.
As they drew closer, they could see that the object was a small spaceship, much like their own. But there was something strange about it – it was covered in strange markings, symbols that neither man had ever seen before.
As they approached the ship, the door suddenly hissed open, revealing a figure inside. It was a humanoid creature, with skin the color of midnight and eyes that glowed like stars.
The two men stood frozen, unsure of what to do. But the creature simply smiled, gesturing for them to come closer.
“Hello,” it said, its voice like music. “My name is Zara. I am from a planet far, far away.”
The men hesitated for a moment, but then one of them stepped forward. “I’m Joe,” he said, extending a hand. “This is my partner, Tom.”
Zara took Joe’s hand, shaking it gently. “It’s a pleasure to meet you both,” she said. “I was passing by and saw your distress signal. I thought I could offer my assistance.”
The two men looked at each other, exchanging a silent conversation. They were wary of this stranger, but at the same time, they were desperate for any help they could get.
“Thank you,” Tom finally said, his voice shaking slightly. “We could really use your help.”
Zara smiled again, stepping out of the ship. “Come with me,” she said. “I’ll take you to my planet. We can get your ship repaired there.”
The two men followed her into the ship, feeling a sense of excitement and fear in equal measure. As the ship lifted off the ground, they looked out the window, watching as their old ship grew smaller and smaller.
They had no idea what lay ahead of them, but they knew that they were no longer alone. They had each other, and now they had Zara, too.
As they hurtled through space towards the unknown, the two chubby gay men could feel their hearts racing with anticipation. They were ready for whatever lay ahead.
